Thus Spoke The Eutopian Übermensch

Fuck I’m so horny but I can’t do anything about it because I’m doing my radio show

zed-the-husky:

Can we all take a moment to admire just how cute red pandas are.

I have chronic fatigue syndrome

dajo42:

dajo42:

fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

I want this این نیز بگزرد tattooed someone but idk where

dlubes:

let’s stop to appreciate how cute I am

goodvibejesus:

your naked body is a beautiful beautiful thing. be proud of it. you are the only person in the world who owns one exactly like it.

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

impinite:

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

Me hiding from my responsibilities.

hiyaimkyra:

does anyone else feel like tumblr is a waste of your time but you just can’t stop spending 90% of your life on it