Thus Spoke The Eutopian Übermensch

Fuck I’m so horny but I can’t do anything about it because I’m doing my radio show


Can we all take a moment to admire just how cute red pandas are.

I have chronic fatigue syndrome



fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

I want this این نیز بگزرد tattooed someone but idk where


let’s stop to appreciate how cute I am


your naked body is a beautiful beautiful thing. be proud of it. you are the only person in the world who owns one exactly like it.


i feel u

or like i want to



13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

Me hiding from my responsibilities.


does anyone else feel like tumblr is a waste of your time but you just can’t stop spending 90% of your life on it